New Rule: If you live and drive in Georgia, you must own a cell phone. And you must be on your cell phone at all times while driving. This will of course lead to chronic tail-gating, sudden merges and the complete disregard for the yellow lines in the road.
New Rule: If you live in Georgia and have LOTS of money, you must build a miniature White House complete with columns, ridiculous gates and lighting installed 100 feet up in the trees on your land. You must also have a chandelier that costs more than the average compact car, and keep that light on all night so everyone who drives by knows you have money.
New Rule: Preschools and Kindergartens may not teach "forming a single line and not cutting". They must not, otherwise why do people cut in line at the gas station all the time!
New Rule: If you live in the South, and have seen an episode of John and Kate plus 8, you must cut and dye your hair exactly like Kate Gosselin's. And all your children's, and your Grandma's, and any other females in your family.
New Rule: You may not claim to sell "Mexican Food" in Georgia. You may also not claim to sell "California Style Mexican" or, California style anything for that matter. I think they put mozzarella cheese on my burrito.....
New Rule: You may not live in Georgia and not devote your life to the Georgia Bulldogs or Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets. You must wear the clothing, deck out your car and scream at all opposing team fans in other cars.
New Rule: You must attend church. It does not matter what church, that's not the point!
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